Arsonist Reportedly on Fire
Always funny.
Articles by Kevin
Smoke Bombs, Flares Liven Up Parliament Session
Not bad for the first session of the year.
Party Frowns on Members Punching Constituents
This is still considered bad form in the UK, apparently.
Court: DA’s Witchcraft Accusations Were a Bit Over the Line
And by “a bit” I mean so far over it that the line could no longer be seen by the naked eye.
Husband’s Disability Claim Undermined by Evidence of Repeated Sasquatch Hunts
His ex-wife will therefore not be required to support him in that endeavor (or any others).
Puppet Master Turned Illegal Beagle Breeder Says He Ran Over Cops Because of “Emotions”
It was also Netflix’s fault, he argued.
“Is This Some Sort of Joke?”
It wasn’t. But now it is.
Iowa Lawmaker Introduces Bill to Protect Iowans from Shark Bites in Iowa
Can’t be too careful.
Judge Orders Lawyers to Have Lunch Together and Discuss “How They Can Act Professionally”
The lunch report they filed suggests all went well.
Assorted Stupidity #166
In this edition: other ways not to flee from police, some stuff about monkeys, and a few other time-wasters.