French Court Recognizes Basic Human Right Not to Be “Fun”
At long last.
Articles by Kevin
Lawsuit Claims Mac & Cheese May Take Seconds Longer to Make Than Promised
An injustice that must be punished.
Suspect Claiming Mistaken Identity Says Someone Tattooed Him Without His Knowledge
Someone also “tampered with” his fingerprints, among other diabolical acts meant to frame this plainly innocent man.
Geoffrey Chaucer Cleared of Rape Allegation
Or was he?
Balloonist’s Lawyer Says Ex-Parrots Died Simultaneously of Natural Causes
It was just their time, Your Honor.
Death at Shotgun Willie’s Delays Trial About Death at Shotgun Willie’s
Neither death involved a shotgun.
Are Honeybees “Dangerous Weapons”?
Might depend how you use them, but probably yes.
“Motion to Halt the Madness” Granted in Part
The court’s order stops approximately 75% of the madness.
The Best Brief Ever Written Is an Amicus Brief on Behalf of The Onion
Certainly the funniest.
Disgraced Lawyer’s Crocodile Shoes Sold for $1062
From the estate of Tom Girardi, who stole millions from clients and spent some of it on these fancy shoes.