Plaintiff Aghast That Her Peanut Butter Pumpkins HAD NO EYES
Or so she claims in her class-action lawsuit.
Articles by Kevin
Former Fugitive Extradited, Briefly De-Trousered
Identity still disputed, but only by him.
“I Hereby Swear to Hate Henry Symeonis, Whoever That Is.”
And whatever it is he did.
Ninth Circuit Revives Nevermind Cover Baby’s Frivolous Lawsuit
No longer a baby, but somehow still a plaintiff.
Assorted Stupidity #159
In this edition: police catch the elusive Tire-Slasher of Vastogiardi; the Florida Joker thinks GTA6 stole his identity; and a lawyer argues cocaine may have “a positive effect on one’s cognitive abilities.”
Former Prisoner Arrested in “I Just Got Out of Prison” T-Shirt May Be Going Back
And yet the police still seem to have screwed this up.
Federal Court Ends Dramatic Fight Over Meaning of “Double-Spaced”
And yet further controversy looms.
Italian Mom Gets Court Order to Evict Her Lazy Adult Sons
They wouldn’t pay rent, but did manage to scrape together enough to pay a lawyer.
An Old But Terrific Headline
From 1994 but worth saving.
Alleged “Somerset Gimp” Ordered Not to Wriggle in Public
While wearing a gimp suit, at least.