Assorted Stupidity

Assorted Stupidity #137

Only a small selection of the incredibly huge number of stupid things to happen recently.


Assorted Stupidity #136

In this edition: a fake-your-own-death tip, stealing stolen goods, a couple of harassers get jail time, and the continued retreat of the “plain smell” doctrine.


Assorted Stupidity #135

In this edition: we’re still pretending to be a democracy for now, some poorly chosen tattoos, I mention a toad-venom case I forgot to mention, and some nonsense about islands.


Assorted Stupidity #134

In this edition: the president’s lawyers say some words, the risks of using Zoom in legal proceedings, a Florida man wants his job back, and a donkey gets arrested for gambling.



Assorted Stupidity #132

In this edition, “total authority,” felony eluding, coronavirus lawsuits, and an unlikely “date night” involving a Native American burial ground.


Assorted Stupidity #131

In this edition: ship attacked with train, drunken driver’s ed, a man tries to enforce a relationship promise in court, an alleged dinosaur attack, and so on.


Assorted Stupidity #130

In this edition: indifferent rabbits, one-star reviews, yet another failed water escape, and a cat fight.


Assorted Holiday Stupidity

A few reminders that “happy holidays” is an expression of hope, not necessarily a statement of fact.


Assorted Stupidity #128

In this edition: Krispy Kreme caves, “the voodoo” gives commands, criminal charges for overdue library books (again), and so forth.