In this edition: Ukraine gets its own TV president; grease thieves plague America; so do “product influencers”; an army of turtles threatens Florida; and how not to destroy evidence.

In this edition: an update on JetSki Guy, a dopey lawsuit by Devin Nunes, bad human beings fight over who’s the worst, the middle finger as free speech, and an allegedly unprofessional investigative technique.

In this edition: witness testing, sandwich stealing, lawyer punching, golf-course misusing, pants exchanging, and a couple of updates.

In this edition: a federal judge says she can’t fix the NFC championship game; Captain Kirk denies paternity; a sheriff wonders why police would do their jobs if they can’t steal money from suspects; and more.

In this episode: Michael Flynn decides to cooperate a little more; the Trump Foundation is shutting down; a deer poacher is sentenced to repeated viewings of Bambi; and so on.

In this edition: a bad response to bad reviews, a schism in Scouting, problems with permits, prioritizing police reports, and Julian Assange’s cat.

In this edition: witness misplaced, grandma tased, chest-bumps delivered, all drug-test boxes checked, and incomprehensible pleadings raged at.

In this edition: a Canadian snow-globe fight; mystery pooper identified in New Jersey; Dallas loses its 82nd case in a row against the same litigant; and the Uttarakhand High Court holds that loudspeakers can’t be loud.

In this edition: how to lose a defamation case, updates on that 30-year-old evicted by his parents, one lawyer’s unfair pummeling, and a truly low-effort (though surprisingly successful) crime.