Assorted Stupidity

Assorted Stupidity #97

In this edition: wearing a crown will not necessarily impress a jury; Whitesboro is still looking for a new seal; defining “Native American” is still problematic; other Americans illegally drift into Canada; when not to cite Dred Scott (ever); and a successful dongle thief.


Assorted Stupidity #96

In this edition: that shark-attack lawsuit settled, amateur thieves fail again, an Australian lawyer beats Domino’s in a pizza-delivery case, and Donald Trump.


Assorted Stupidity #95

In this edition: the state of Illinois takes on three leather vests; why arbitration is better than kidnapping; a reluctant candidate; and what not to do if your marriage seems like a prison.


Assorted Stupidity #94

In this edition: a couple of tips on faking your own death, spokespeople at work, a steakhouse surprise, and a pseudo-brilliant judicial-disqualification strategy.


Assorted Stupidity #93

In this edition: another maple-syrup heist; the ABA insists upon right-thinking; more bumbling Australian thieves; and God is not literally a “co-pilot.”


Assorted Stupidity #92

In this edition: leprechauns, Zulu-folk-musician impersonators, a big fee demand in a stupid little case, and the surprisingly high number of living dead in America.


Assorted Stupidity #91

In this edition: Brexit may have involved Bruninformed voting; an interesting stress reaction; Oklahoma police *may* let you keep your own money; and yet another Facebook-admission case.


Assorted Stupidity #90

In this edition: a couple of unnecessary warnings, unexpected hot sauce, a defendant with magic pockets, and an American suspicious of math.


Assorted Stupidity #89

In this edition: a good reason to turn off your phone in court, the arrest of a fire-breather, shocking judicial conduct, and Wikipedia nerds.


Assorted Stupidity #88

In this edition: the “Filner headlock,” a German hotel mystery, motorized beer coolers (again) and other reasons Australia seems fun, and the last ride of the Jammie Dodger gang.