Slower than a speeding bullet, and less powerful than the bar association.
Attorneys in Action
The extent of the meowing remains unclear.
If reading that hurt your head, imagine how the judge felt.
Turns out the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure are not optional.
That was funny too, but for different reasons.
Maybe the question is: Did they teach *Kris Kobach* at Yale?
The evidence is pretty overwhelming, frankly.
Turns out “College Lawyer of the Year” may not be all that prestigious an award.
It’s not clear exactly what he was saying when the fire broke out, but this probably didn’t improve his credibility.
Some say Augustus Sol Invictus sacrificed a goat to the pagan god of the wilderness and then drank goat blood. Actually, HE says that. But he has denied being a fascist who wants to start another Civil War, so let’s not jump to conclusions.