Attorneys in Action

Shark to Be Installed In Lawyer’s Office

Specifically, a blacktip reef shark, which is one of two sharks that Christopher Gillette says will be living in the 1,000-gallon aquarium that was installed December 31 in his office in Bozeman, Montana. The aquarium, which is eight feet long,…


Lawyer Files Complaint Wearing Scuba Gear

Gilberto Lozano, a criminal defense attorney in Bogota, Colombia, wore scuba gear over his business suit as he filed a complaint on Tuesday to protest the government’s treatment of his client.  Lozano’s client is Carlos Jimenez, also known as "Macaco,"…


Lawyers Attack Riot Police “With Furled Umbrellas”

From a New Yorker article in July about protests in Islamabad after the Chief Justice of Pakistan was suspended: The largest crowd by far was made up of lawyers in starched collars, white shirts, and black suits.  They marched in…




Order Directs Counsel Not to Mudsling, Fingerpoint

On Tuesday, Judge Davis of the Northern District of Florida entered an order that suggested a slight frustration with discovery disputes that may result merely from a lack of civility between counsel.  Put another way, he is %@#*ing sick of…


Two (2) Ticket Disputes Rip Apart Lawyer Friendships

Two stories recently of lawyer friendships destroyed by battles over season tickets, battles that as you might expect are being fought out in court in full lawyer mode. 1.  Prima Donna v. The Tailgater First, on June 11 the Chicago…


Law Student Claims Discrimination Against Unskilled Typists

I've been meaning to post this for a while—it's not new, but worth having in the Hall of Pleading Shame. Late last year, Adrian Zachariasewycz (or, as his complaint states in paragraph 1, "hereinafter Adrian Zack"), after not being hired…