You Know Trial Went Poorly If the Judge Orders You Back to Law School
Turns out the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure are not optional.
Attorneys in Action
Prepare to Eat It, Giuliani-Style
That was funny too, but for different reasons.
Do They Teach Proofreading at Yale?
Maybe the question is: Did they teach *Kris Kobach* at Yale?
Roy Moore’s Lawyer Accused of Uncomfortable Relationship With English Language
The evidence is pretty overwhelming, frankly.
Court: Lawyer Who Gave Himself Award Can’t Sue People Who Reported He Did That
Turns out “College Lawyer of the Year” may not be all that prestigious an award.
Lawyer’s Pants on Fire During Closing Argument
It’s not clear exactly what he was saying when the fire broke out, but this probably didn’t improve his credibility.
Goat-Slayer Running for Senate
Some say Augustus Sol Invictus sacrificed a goat to the pagan god of the wilderness and then drank goat blood. Actually, HE says that. But he has denied being a fascist who wants to start another Civil War, so let’s not jump to conclusions.
“Game of Thrones” Fan Demands Trial by Combat
He’d have better luck with this if he lived in Westeros instead of Staten Island.
Toddler Enjoys Lawyer-Themed Birthday Party
Well, this seems to have happened in January but didn’t receive the publicity it deserves until the WSJ’s Law Blog covered it recently. Obviously I need better sources in Prairieville, Louisiana. That’s the home of the Dobra family, whose youngest…
Eric Holder Begins New Career in Comedy
Those of you wondering what Eric Holder would do now that he's no longer the Attorney General, wonder no more. He's apparently decided to do stand-up. Holder has always been sort of a card, as you probably recall. I personally…