Report: Bin Laden Wore a Cowboy Hat to “Avoid Detection From Above”
This cannot have been made up.
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Indiana Jones and the Bogus Lawsuit
This story’s at least as good as the one they made into a movie. And it doesn’t have Shia LeBoeuf in it.
Further Analysis of the Bottle-Rocket Case
In which the facts of said case are analogized to Palsgraf v. Long Island Railroad.
The Homeland Security Snow-Cone Machine
In which those protecting western Michigan from al Qaeda did their best to justify spending a homeland-security grant on 13 snow-cone machines.
Man Who Stabbed His First Two Lawyers With a Pencil Stabs Another Lawyer With a Pencil
No, wait — it was a pen this time. And I was about to accuse him of a lack of creativity.
Family Lost in Corn Maze Calls 911
WALK THROUGH THE CORN AND GO TOWARD THE LIGHTS. THAT IS ONE WAY TO ESCAPE A CORN MAZE WITHOUT CALLING FOR BACKUP.
Good Reason to Kill #11: Sang “My Way” Poorly
If you must engage in karaoke, do it with great care.
Elmo Testifies Before Congress
Tells Congress he loves it, tries to eat microphone.
Man Burned at Burning Man Assumed Risk of Being Burned by Burning Man, Says Court
“In his deposition, Beninati admitted he knew ‘fire was dangerous and caused burns’ before he walked into one.”
Reasonable Consumer Would Know “Crunchberries” Are Not Real, Judge Rules
One of the most popular posts ever on this site, and one of the dumbest cases ever filed by people who weren’t incarcerated.