My Client “Had No Non-Lethal Options,” Says Lawyer for Cop Who Shot Wheelchair-Bound Man in the Back
The phrase you were looking for is “no comment.”
Brilliant Arguments
Canadian Lawyers Want Person Not in Canada to Go There So They Can Kick Her Out
She hasn’t been able to enter, but the government wants her to visit so she can be properly expelled.
I Claim This Castle Under Article 61 of the Magna Carta, Says Idiot
Will “Article 61 of the Magna Carta” be the right answer this time? I wonder!
Court Rejects Alleged Iguana-Killer’s “Stand Your Ground” Defense
Not a great legal argument, and the surveillance video apparently undermines it as well.
Man Claims to Be Four Kinds of Federal Agent During Single Traffic Stop
We can’t say for sure he isn’t a CIA agent, but the other claims didn’t check out.
“Ludicrous” Defenses Rejected in Twisted Sister Copyright Case
They weren’t gonna take it, and as it turned out, they didn’t have to.
Beware of Fez-Wearers Making Bogus Demands
This isn’t about the Shriners, whose demands are typically valid and for a good cause.
Your Honor, I Direct You to Article 61 of the Magna Carta
Tip: No winning legal argument will ever begin with these words.
Kansas Man Seeks Trial by Combat
He sought it in Iowa, but I don’t think it’s the law there, either.
Employee Says She Robbed Store to Teach Other Employees a Lesson
They might have learned a lesson, but probably not the intended one.