Prisoner Who’s Not Dead Anymore Says He’s Served His Life Sentence
It says “life.” Singular.
Brilliant Arguments
UPDATE: Shrout’s on the Run
Another good reason not to give him any money.
“Natural Causes” Determination Called Into Question by Stab Wounds, Blood Everywhere
Look, I’m not saying a medical examiner’s job is easy. But still.
Judge Rejects Man’s Claim to Be “Some Sort of Agricultural Product”
Presumably only an agricultural court would have jurisdiction over him.
King of Australia Says He’s Testing Its Court System
Australian lawyers should be on their best behavior.
Court: Smashing Cameras Doesn’t Give You a “Reasonable Expectation of Privacy”
Especially if you’re a police officer in a public place.
Officer Claimed He Shot Philando Castile Because of Secondhand Smoke
Yep. That is a thing that actually happened.
Judge Denies Alleged Clown’s Motion to Juggle
This was “the keystone to his defense,” argued Clown, on his own behalf.
Court: Lawyer Who Gave Himself Award Can’t Sue People Who Reported He Did That
Turns out “College Lawyer of the Year” may not be all that prestigious an award.
Sovereign Citizen Convinces Jury He Is Innocent of No Charges
Put another way, the prosecution convinced the jury he was guilty of 19.