Kansas Man Seeks Trial by Combat
He sought it in Iowa, but I don’t think it’s the law there, either.
Brilliant Arguments
Employee Says She Robbed Store to Teach Other Employees a Lesson
They might have learned a lesson, but probably not the intended one.
Prisoner Who’s Not Dead Anymore Says He’s Served His Life Sentence
It says “life.” Singular.
UPDATE: Shrout’s on the Run
Another good reason not to give him any money.
“Natural Causes” Determination Called Into Question by Stab Wounds, Blood Everywhere
Look, I’m not saying a medical examiner’s job is easy. But still.
Judge Rejects Man’s Claim to Be “Some Sort of Agricultural Product”
Presumably only an agricultural court would have jurisdiction over him.
King of Australia Says He’s Testing Its Court System
Australian lawyers should be on their best behavior.
Court: Smashing Cameras Doesn’t Give You a “Reasonable Expectation of Privacy”
Especially if you’re a police officer in a public place.
Officer Claimed He Shot Philando Castile Because of Secondhand Smoke
Yep. That is a thing that actually happened.
Judge Denies Alleged Clown’s Motion to Juggle
This was “the keystone to his defense,” argued Clown, on his own behalf.