Bar Beats 500-Meter-Distance Rule With 500-Meter Maze
The court said “distance.” It didn’t say “straight line.”
Brilliant Arguments
Frozen Guru Update IV
No real surprises here, at least for readers of Frozen Guru Updates I-III.
TAKE HEED AND REJOICE: King Allan of Gondor Hath Returned
Or at least he’s planning to. Is there a direct flight from Denver to Gondor? That’d be helpful.
Man Who Shot Mother-in-Law Says He Was Aiming at an Armadillo
It’s not illegal to try to rid yourself of that kind of pest.
Document-Phobia Defense Works in Sweden
More specifically, an alleged “fear of official correspondence.”
Defendant Says His Lawyer Lied; Asks Him for Help Remembering What the Lies Were
Oddly, the lawyer failed to identify any of the alleged misrepresentations.
IndyCampers Lose Despite Personal Appearance by Jesus
No, not the guy from The Big Lebowski … or at least I don’t think so.
Random Update: Convictions in Sham-Indian Case
Turns out the sham chief is probably still at it.
IndyCampers Not Allowed to Call Queen Elizabeth to Testify
She’d have destroyed them on cross-examination anyway.
Is It Illegal to Use a Legal Name?
A bizarre and stupid mystery.