Technically, you could probably still do so if you were able to do it very quietly.
Contrary to some reports, the bird in question is not yet an ex-parrot.
It’s not a riddle. Well, it kind of is.
“The world is facing a real emergency. Plaintiff is not.”
He sought it in Iowa, but I don’t think it’s the law there, either.
Such as, “are there any pictures of you with this emerald?”
In which we will, yet again, discuss the assumption-of-risk doctrine.
“Without any provocation,” allegedly, which seems unlikely but must be taken as true for now.
A slip-and-fall case, but not the one you’d expect.
Before you judge, know that the restroom was allegedly “dank.”