Man Claims He Lost 500-Pound Emerald In Fire, But Some Have Questions
Such as, “are there any pictures of you with this emerald?”
Civil
TripAdvisor Sued for Negligent Camel Supervision
In which we will, yet again, discuss the assumption-of-risk doctrine.
Plaintiff: I Was Attacked by Wayne Newton’s Monkey
“Without any provocation,” allegedly, which seems unlikely but must be taken as true for now.
Court Finds Man Not Liable for Strapping Pork Chops to His Feet
A slip-and-fall case, but not the one you’d expect.
Man Locked in Burger King Bathroom for an Hour Wants Free Whoppers for Life
Before you judge, know that the restroom was allegedly “dank.”
Motion to Continue Because of Moose Attack
Granted.
Brake v. Speed
Did this case involve a car accident? Of course it involved a car accident.
Plaintiffs Allege They Were “Forced” to Buy Quarter Pounders
If this complaint had some delicious cheese melted over it, it might have at least some merit.
Short-Subway-Sandwich Settlement Stupid, Says Seventh Circuit
It also called the settlement “utterly worthless,” but those words don’t begin with an S.
Judge Denies Motion for Continuance Based on Eclipse
Hey, it was worth a shot.