Here’s to You, Future Plaintiff in Lawsuit Against Axe-Throwing Business
We all know it’s coming. (The lawsuit, that is.)
Civil
Why the “Six Ways Buzzfeed” Brief Is Less Than Amazing
The title is great, and the kitten is cute. If only that were enough to win an argument over jurisdiction.
Judge Richard Posner: Cat Person
Cats do funny things. Sometimes in judicial opinions.
Good News: The “Motion to Spread Death” Was Denied
These motions are sometimes granted, but it’s not as scary as you might think.
Wait. Which One of You Was Injured Again?
Okay, so, you’re Mary Jo, and you’re Francine? Oh boy.
Defendants: “We Never Had a Pet Squirrel”
Or so they claim. But a jury may have to decide that.
Banks Sued Over “Craptacular” Loan Practices
Also craptacular: their email practices.
Solicitor Sues Oxford for Negligent Teaching
Its failure to give him a top grade has harmed his legal career, you see.
Plaintiff Misses Response Deadline by About 21 Years
Justice delayed is … oh, whatever.
The $65-Million Pants Case: Chapter 28
Roy Pearson has re-entered the building.