Suspect Located
“Hey bro,” the suspect reportedly said upon being discovered.
Constitutional Law
Montana Decides Against Official Rock Song; Objects to Being Sold to Canada
There’s a lot going on up there.
Judge’s Supporters Say the Texas Constitution Sucks
It does, but that isn’t a great answer to the question.
Judge Accidentally Resigns
That was a simple mistake, but the legal ramifications are … weird.
Thomas Talks Thrice
They are his first questions from the bench since 2016.
My Fellow Americans, the State of the Union Is Stupid
Just ask Thomas Jefferson.
Court: No, It Wasn’t “Reasonable” to Lock Grandma Up With Male Inmates
Pretty obviously “at the very core of what the Eighth Amendment prohibits,” in fact.
UPDATE: Judge Rules Province Has No Duty to Recognize Bigfoot
British Columbia, at least, is off the hook.
Author of “How to Murder Your Husband” Accused of Murdering Husband
The author’s book entitled “The Wrong Husband” will also be considered ironic but inadmissible.
“Crickets.”
Judicial shorthand that you may see more often in the future, especially if Judge Kavanaugh is confirmed.