Bad Places to Hide: Island in Alligator-Infested Lake
It does make it a little harder for the cops to follow you, but other issues still make this a bad choice.
Crime and Punishment
Man Arrested 14 Years After Failing to Return Terrible Video
If he watched this movie, he’s the real victim.
Is an Alligator a “Deadly Weapon”?
You may be surprised to know that no Florida case has yet addressed this question.
Topless Gardener Scrapes Bottom of Barrel
I have nothing against toplessness, but am anti-defrauding-the-elderly.
Utah Woman Charged With Causing Egg Catastrophe
Mass egging charged under anti-terrorism statute.
BREAKING: O.J. Simpson Freed
Really?! Sort of.
Teens Charged With Exploiting Themselves
Let me just warn you in advance that the following sentence will make no sense at all: After a 16-year-old Fayetteville girl made a sexually explicit nude photo of herself for her boyfriend last fall, the Cumberland County Sheriff’s Office…
Wet Willy and Mr. Nub
Does administering a “wet willy” qualify as a crime? Well … it depends.
Norwegian Inmate Slowly Paddles to Freedom
With a little toy shovel, apparently.
TIP: He’s Probably Not Going to Show Your Snake to His Girlfriend
Here's a nice item from the Crime Blotter in the Columbia, SC, Free Times (thanks, Dedman): Craigslist Bandit: Authorities are looking for a man who has been stealing items from people when he meets up with them via Craigslist. First…