This will not be good for the brand.
Crime and Punishment
Possibly also prosecution for crimes against humanity.
“Are you sure you’re not Kevin?” the man with the machete asked.
But not for doing any of that stuff.
They might have learned a lesson, but probably not the intended one.
And you only get one guess.
Another good reason not to give him any money.
No one was harmed during the pointing spree, which lasted only a few seconds.
Need a hit man who’s also trained in the “millennial arts” AND speaks Hawaiian? I have good news and bad news.
If you want this option, you should negotiate it with the driver beforehand.