Fake-Your-Own-Kidnapping Ploy Fails Again
Apparently calling in sick didn’t work.
Crime and Punishment
Man Ordered to Stop Doing Autopsies Because He’s Not, Like, a Doctor or Anything
Not really a field where you can just hang out your shingle and learn by doing.
Things That Fail: Ponzi Schemes, Water Escapes
And this story involves both of them.
“Legal Genius” Pleads Guilty to Fraud
This will not be good for the brand.
Jailers Who Subjected Inmates to “Baby Shark” Face Cruelty Charges
Possibly also prosecution for crimes against humanity.
“The Facts Are Unusual,” Says Judge About Acquittal in Mistaken-Home-Invasion-Broom-Sex-Fantasy Case
“Are you sure you’re not Kevin?” the man with the machete asked.
Racist Pagan Goat-Murdering Lawyer Is in Trouble Again
But not for doing any of that stuff.
Employee Says She Robbed Store to Teach Other Employees a Lesson
They might have learned a lesson, but probably not the intended one.
Expert on Money Laundering Arrested for … Well, You Can Probably Guess
And you only get one guess.
UPDATE: Shrout’s on the Run
Another good reason not to give him any money.