Author of “How to Murder Your Husband” Accused of Murdering Husband
The author’s book entitled “The Wrong Husband” will also be considered ironic but inadmissible.
Crime and Punishment
Canadian Rectal Smuggler Catches a Break on Appeal
Things came out slightly better than expected.
Speedboat Escape Is Exception That Proves the Rule
Tjuvarna kan ha lämnat Strängnäs Domkyrka på vattenskoter. But I wouldn’t try it if I were you.
Woman Accidentally Steals Car She Thought Was Her Rental
Drove it around for two weeks with nary a clue.
Lawyer Dispute Escalates From Picture of Cat Playing Violin to Gunfire
There were a few other steps involved, but those are the big ones.
Suspect’s Toilet Strike Ends After 47 Days—Successfully
That is not a typo. Forty-seven days.
Court Orders Martin Shkreli to Forfeit Smirk
The ruling presumably leaves him with no facial expression at all.
New Assault Charges for Rogue Canadian Golfer Who Tried to Escape on Ice Floe
He managed to get out of this water hazard, but it didn’t do him much good.
Yep, That’s My Ferrari
It wasn’t.
A Few Signs That Martin Shkreli Might Be In Some Trouble
Although his smirk has not yet wavered.