“Downton Abbey” Congressman’s Indictment Is a Hoot
At least he didn’t delete any emails. (He actually said that.)
Crime and Punishment
Criminal’s Modus Operandi Probably Just Means He Can’t Spell “Modus Operandi”
Among other things.
Justice Done in Canada With Convictions in Maple-Syrup Heist
To any who would threaten the precious Global Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve: let this be a lesson to you.
Tree Arrested
Police initially let Tree off with a warning, but the misbehavior continued.
Rectal Smuggler Won’t Know Doody’s Position Until November
I’m a grown man, but I’m also on vacation.
Defendant Votes on His Own Indictment
Grand jury proceedings are secret, so I guess we’ll never know which way he voted.
Judge Challenges Defendant to Knit Her Way Out of Jail
A sentence that has been called “crewel and unusual punishment,” though not by me.
Is It Illegal to Make Your Spouse Ride on the Roof of the Car?
Are you currently in a parade?
Bad Places to Hide: Island in Alligator-Infested Lake
It does make it a little harder for the cops to follow you, but other issues still make this a bad choice.
Man Arrested 14 Years After Failing to Return Terrible Video
If he watched this movie, he’s the real victim.