Defendant Pleads Guilty to Kicking an Owl While Paragliding
Reminder: Owls are a protected species and are not to be kicked.
Crime and Punishment
Groping Conspiracy Thwarted, TSA Claims [Updated]
Still haven’t found any terrorists, though.
Chillin’ With a Owl: Followup
Florida FWS decides not to press charges.
Men Filmed Chillin’ With a Owl Were Violatin’ Migratory Bird Treaty Act
"We chillin' with a owl right now, we vibin'." So quoth Johnny Duverson of West Palm Beach, who along with his friend Stervenson [confirmed: Stervenson] Benjamin could be seen doing just that in a video that the two men posted on Facebook….
Prosecutor Declines to Prosecute Himself
He exercised his discretion not to self-prosecute.
Sufficiently Notorious Convicted Felon Identified?
Nope, it wasn’t Patty Hearst. Decent guess, though.
Texas Bill Would Make It Illegal for You to Film a Cop Beating You
So that you will not interfere with said cop while he is beating you.
The Most Interesting Carpool-Lane Ruse in the World
Interesting, but not successful: In this case the "extra passenger" is—in the unlikely event you don't recognize him—a cardboard cutout of The Most Interesting Man in the World, the spokesman for Dos Equis Beer. The driver was busted in the…
FBI Investigating Ridiculous Soon-to-Be-Former Congressman
According to reports today, 33-year-old Rep. Aaron Schock's sudden decision to resign will not end federal investigations into his alleged misuse of campaign funds. Schock, seen above either speaking to young supporters or appearing in an episode of How I Met…
Judge Caught Driving Defendant’s Car Says He Was “Just Looking After It”
Things haven't gone too well for Eike Batista over the past few years. Once the richest man in Brazil and among the top ten in the world (he supposedly made it to eighth place), with a net worth of about…