Here’s the kind of post you get when I’m late for a connecting flight. Good image, though.

It’s a fine line sometimes. Rarely, but sometimes.

The thing with the axe isn’t illegal, and the other stuff deserves more than probation.

Is there video? Of course there’s video.

His long-term strategy is frankly unclear.

“Hm, well, I don’t see anything else on the docket, but I imagine the detectives here would be happy to look into it.”