Prosecutors* Try to Drop Charges Against Themselves
*Who were not really prosecutors.
Criminal Mind, The
Rapper Who Rapped About Committing Fraud Arrested for Fraud
The song itself isn’t evidence, but making it was still unwise.
Criminal Becomes First Person to Break Law Passed Because of His Crimes
It’s not a time-travel situation, either.
Fine, Get in the Sea, Crooks
UPDATED: Now with even more sea and two additional crooks.
Felon Who Died in Tragic Fall Found Alive in Closet
Well, allegedly dead.
Are We Still Doing Attempted Water Escapes?
Sure, why not?
TIP: Choose an Alias That Doesn’t Already Appear on a Warrant
There are better alternatives in this situation, though.
Assorted Criminal Stupidity
Rudy Giuliani butt-dialed a reporter (twice), and that’s by no means the weirdest thing in this roundup.
Fourth-Level Subcontractor Ruins Murder Plot
If you want something done right … actually, don’t do this at all.
Questions to Ask Before Trying to Get a Ton of Drugs Into Australia by Sea
There are probably others you could add to the list, but here are 12 important ones.