Felon Who Died in Tragic Fall Found Alive in Closet
Well, allegedly dead.
Well, allegedly dead.
Sure, why not?
There are better alternatives in this situation, though.
Rudy Giuliani butt-dialed a reporter (twice), and that’s by no means the weirdest thing in this roundup.
If you want something done right … actually, don’t do this at all.
There are probably others you could add to the list, but here are 12 important ones.
PERSONS OF THE DIALOGUE: Timaeus, a driver; Socrates, a passenger; Lysimachus and Callicles, who do not speak.
There’s more than one important lesson here, actually.
“Hey bro,” the suspect reportedly said upon being discovered.
Impressive, but still unsuccessful.