Doody Convicts Rectal Smuggler
It took a while for the truth to come out.
Criminal Mind, The
Pond Ruins Yet Another Getaway
A story that’s a little more mysterious than it sounds.
Bad Places to Hide: Island in Alligator-Infested Lake
It does make it a little harder for the cops to follow you, but other issues still make this a bad choice.
Spa Bandit Update
For no good reason at all, an update on the criminal career of one Marshall G. Wolbers, formerly known as the “Spa Bandit.”
Man Charged With Stealing 784,000 Quarters
No, not all at once.
Arsonist Sets Own Shoes on Fire
Authorities have asked the public to alert them to anyone appearing to have burned or singed feet.
Really Bad Murder Plot Uncovered Partly by Spelling Mistake
“I’m sorry—he wanted death with what?”
Guy Steals Four Million Pounds of Oranges
Say—weren’t there six to eight million oranges here just a minute ago?
Upon Further Review, I Don’t Know What to Think
There was no foul on the play.
TIP: He’s Probably Not Going to Show Your Snake to His Girlfriend
Here's a nice item from the Crime Blotter in the Columbia, SC, Free Times (thanks, Dedman): Craigslist Bandit: Authorities are looking for a man who has been stealing items from people when he meets up with them via Craigslist. First…