Seriously, Can We Get the Word Out Re: Water Escapes?
This would save everybody a lot of time. Thanks.
Criminal
Two More Attempted Water Escapes Fail
Only in the Swedish case I mentioned in August has one been even semi-successful.
Man Blames Tiny Clowns for Firearms Offense
It is possible that alcohol also played a role.
Author of “How to Murder Your Husband” Accused of Murdering Husband
The author’s book entitled “The Wrong Husband” will also be considered ironic but inadmissible.
Canadian Rectal Smuggler Catches a Break on Appeal
Things came out slightly better than expected.
Speedboat Escape Is Exception That Proves the Rule
Tjuvarna kan ha lämnat Strängnäs Domkyrka på vattenskoter. But I wouldn’t try it if I were you.
Woman Accidentally Steals Car She Thought Was Her Rental
Drove it around for two weeks with nary a clue.
Another Attempted Water Escape Fails
The article calls this a “watery elude,” which it wasn’t.
Shrubbery Nice, Not Too Expensive, But Also Not Probable Cause
If there had been another shrubbery, next to the first, only slightly higher so you get a two-layer effect with a little path running down the middle, the case might have come out differently.
Lawyer Dispute Escalates From Picture of Cat Playing Violin to Gunfire
There were a few other steps involved, but those are the big ones.