Escape Charge Dismissed Because State Didn’t Prove Prison’s Location
Prosecutors forgot to call any witnesses who knew which county it’s in.
Criminal
Man Upset With $190 Ticket for Having His Snake Off Leash
You can’t set your snake free in a public park. At least not in Sioux Falls, South Dakota.
Suspect Steals Mortuary Van, Finds Body Inside, Returns Both
Always check the back seat.
Police: Burglars Not Hard to Track in Snow
Or smart enough to wait for spring.
“Spelling Bee Bandit” Arrested for String of Roberies
I hope you realize that’s how HE spelled it.
“Downton Abbey” Congressman’s Indictment Is a Hoot
At least he didn’t delete any emails. (He actually said that.)
Doody Convicts Rectal Smuggler
It took a while for the truth to come out.
Criminal’s Modus Operandi Probably Just Means He Can’t Spell “Modus Operandi”
Among other things.
Justice Done in Canada With Convictions in Maple-Syrup Heist
To any who would threaten the precious Global Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve: let this be a lesson to you.
Tree Arrested
Police initially let Tree off with a warning, but the misbehavior continued.