Court Orders Martin Shkreli to Hand Over His Wu-Tang Clan Album (Again)
He should have to give up that smirk, too, but I suppose there are First Amendment issues there.
Criminal
Mother Teresa Pleads Guilty to Ponzi Scheme
No, not that one.
Guy With Suspended License Takes Court Call on Zoom While Driving
Another case where somebody creates the best evidence against him.
Priest Who Bit Woman During Mass Says She Had It Coming
Okay, I might be paraphrasing there.
Guess Who’s Decided to Represent Himself?
Start popping the popcorn now. You only have until June.
O.J. Simpson Embarks on Long, Slow Bronco Ride Into Eternity
Although that’s probably not where it will end up.
Water-Escape-Attempt Roundup
People obviously aren’t learning the lesson, but I persevere.
Nicholas Rossi’s World Tour Continues: Now Appearing in Utah
We’ve seen this show before, but it’s still entertaining.
Former Fugitive Extradited, Briefly De-Trousered
Identity still disputed, but only by him.
Former Prisoner Arrested in “I Just Got Out of Prison” T-Shirt May Be Going Back
And yet the police still seem to have screwed this up.