Guess Who’s Decided to Represent Himself?
Start popping the popcorn now. You only have until June.
Criminal
O.J. Simpson Embarks on Long, Slow Bronco Ride Into Eternity
Although that’s probably not where it will end up.
Water-Escape-Attempt Roundup
People obviously aren’t learning the lesson, but I persevere.
Nicholas Rossi’s World Tour Continues: Now Appearing in Utah
We’ve seen this show before, but it’s still entertaining.
Former Fugitive Extradited, Briefly De-Trousered
Identity still disputed, but only by him.
Former Prisoner Arrested in “I Just Got Out of Prison” T-Shirt May Be Going Back
And yet the police still seem to have screwed this up.
Sith Lord Who Stalked Queen Gets Nine Years for Treason; AI Girlfriend Not Charged
Prosecuted under the Treason Act 1842, just one of the many Treason Acts they have to choose from over there.
Coast Guard Arrests Guy Just Trying to Walk to London in a Floating Hamster Wheel
Not a water-escape attempt, in my view, but still not a great idea.
Please Make a Note of the Planning Required for a Successful Water Escape
Don’t try it, just make a note of the planning that would be required.
“ChiefsAholic” Indicted for Robbing Banks to Fund ChiefAholism
A noble cause, but still.