Feds: Unlicensed Alien Guide Offered Gall Bladders and Women During Illegal Bear Hunt
At least six crimes here and that’s just what I could fit in the headline.
Criminal
“I Really Regret the Matter,” Says Driver Fined $129K for Speeding
Not his first offense, but it was his first six-figure fine.
Bouncy-Castle King Gets 11 Years for Bouncy-Castle Arson
A light sentence, considering.
Can You Claim a Reasonable Expectation of Privacy as a Guest If You Killed Your Hosts?
Another conundrum.
Surveillance-Camera Thief Captures Complete Record of His Crime
I’m not sure this included his arrest, but I hope so.
Suspect Claiming Mistaken Identity Says Someone Tattooed Him Without His Knowledge
Someone also “tampered with” his fingerprints, among other diabolical acts meant to frame this plainly innocent man.
Author of “How to Murder Your Husband” Convicted of Murdering Husband
A not-too-unexpected result.
Jury to Decide Whether Officers Have Qualified Immunity for Tasing a Guy in the Crotch
Although there is video making it very likely the defendants will settle, if they have any sense.
Man Charged With Driving Into House Three Times Explains That His “Foot Slipped”
At least he didn’t claim the truck was defective.
REMINDER: Choose an Alias That Doesn’t Already Appear on a Warrant
Either be more creative or run a background check on the person you’re going to pretend to be.