Prosecutors* Try to Drop Charges Against Themselves
*Who were not really prosecutors.
Criminal
“Legal Genius” Pleads Guilty to Fraud
This will not be good for the brand.
Rapper Who Rapped About Committing Fraud Arrested for Fraud
The song itself isn’t evidence, but making it was still unwise.
Jailers Who Subjected Inmates to “Baby Shark” Face Cruelty Charges
Possibly also prosecution for crimes against humanity.
Criminal Becomes First Person to Break Law Passed Because of His Crimes
It’s not a time-travel situation, either.
Fine, Get in the Sea, Crooks
UPDATED: Now with even more sea and two additional crooks.
Felon Who Died in Tragic Fall Found Alive in Closet
Well, allegedly dead.
Are We Still Doing Attempted Water Escapes?
Sure, why not?
“The Facts Are Unusual,” Says Judge About Acquittal in Mistaken-Home-Invasion-Broom-Sex-Fantasy Case
“Are you sure you’re not Kevin?” the man with the machete asked.
TIP: Choose an Alias That Doesn’t Already Appear on a Warrant
There are better alternatives in this situation, though.