Fake-Your-Own-Kidnapping Ploy Fails Again
Apparently calling in sick didn’t work.
Criminal
Naked Fugitive Found in Croc-Infested Swamp
This headline doesn’t refer to Donald Trump, but maybe by next week a similar one will.
Man Ordered to Stop Doing Autopsies Because He’s Not, Like, a Doctor or Anything
Not really a field where you can just hang out your shingle and learn by doing.
Things That Fail: Ponzi Schemes, Water Escapes
And this story involves both of them.
Prosecutors* Try to Drop Charges Against Themselves
*Who were not really prosecutors.
“Legal Genius” Pleads Guilty to Fraud
This will not be good for the brand.
Rapper Who Rapped About Committing Fraud Arrested for Fraud
The song itself isn’t evidence, but making it was still unwise.
Jailers Who Subjected Inmates to “Baby Shark” Face Cruelty Charges
Possibly also prosecution for crimes against humanity.
Criminal Becomes First Person to Break Law Passed Because of His Crimes
It’s not a time-travel situation, either.
Fine, Get in the Sea, Crooks
UPDATED: Now with even more sea and two additional crooks.