Embezzler Keeps Low Profile By Purchasing Ranch, Talking Trees, 20-Foot Dragon
She also bought a life-size statue of Al Capone, which I thought was a nice touch.
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Police Rapidly Crack the Case of the Stolen GPS Devices
Thieves stole 14 global positioning system devices from a New York public-works department on Monday night. Police located them almost immediately. My shortest post yet.
Cake-Wielding Police-Station Vandals Test Positive for Icing
Police in Sylva, North Carolina, announced this week that they had tracked down arrested two men suspected in the vandalism early Saturday of the Sylva police department building. Detective Aimee Sumner said that a police sergeant discovered the glass front…
Police-Brutality Claim Averted by Video Evidence
A man in Liverpool, England, who was arrested after police responded to a report of a domestic dispute appeared before a judge with bruises on his face, and told the judge that the police had beaten him up. Unfortunately for…
Mannequin Enthusiast Still Being Persecuted by Michigan Authorities
A Detroit man who was only trying to meet a few nice lady mannequins after a lengthy prison stay may actually get life in prison for an attempted breaking-and-entering charge stemming from an incident in October. Ronald Dotson was arrested…
Man Determined to Spend Time in Jail Will Probably Get His Wish
Here are the factors that lead me to believe both that Patrick Allain wants to go to jail and that he will soon be able to realize that dream: He was arrested for drunk driving on Monday night. It’s his…
Two Suspects Arrested In Ohio Snowman Assault
Two Ohio men have been charged with "criminal damaging" for wielding screwdrivers in a late-night attack that would have been savage and brutal, had the target not been a 12-foot inflatable snowman. Instead, it was savage and comical. Homeowner and…
Goat-Painter and Accomplice Face Criminal Charges
"Obviously it’s not an occurrence you see every day," said Lt. Brian Karst of Carmel, New York, of the charges against two men accused of breaking into a barn, spray-painting three goats orange and scattering pages from pornographic magazines around…
Rink Employees Fired For Late-Night Zamboni Run
Two employees of Idaho Ice World, a skating rink in Boise, were fired this week after they made a midnight fast-food run. That might not ordinarily have been a problem except that they were driving their Zambonis. As many of…
Drunk Australian Threatens Police With Snake
“Drop the snake!” officers were forced to yell.