Questions to Ask Before Trying to Get a Ton of Drugs Into Australia by Sea
There are probably others you could add to the list, but here are 12 important ones.
Criminal
Court Affirms Conviction for Making “Hand Gesture in the Form of a Gun”
No one was harmed during the pointing spree, which lasted only a few seconds.
Dialogue in a Car on Route 107 in Nassau County, New York
PERSONS OF THE DIALOGUE: Timaeus, a driver; Socrates, a passenger; Lysimachus and Callicles, who do not speak.
Alleged Spanish Hit-Man Contract and Resumé Translated
Need a hit man who’s also trained in the “millennial arts” AND speaks Hawaiian? I have good news and bad news.
Again I Must Remind You That Dealing With a Hit Man Is Fraught With Peril
There’s more than one important lesson here, actually.
Suspect Located
“Hey bro,” the suspect reportedly said upon being discovered.
Attempt to Flee Australia on a Jet Ski Fails (90 Miles Later)
Impressive, but still unsuccessful.
A Form You Hopefully Won’t Need: Notice of Apology to Judge
Representing Roger Stone must be a real joy.
Stolen Swedish Crown Jewels Turn Up During Suspect’s Trial
Not what you normally expect to find when dumpster diving (I’m told).
Sadly, I Must Report That There Was in Fact No “Canoe Chase”
Probably not even much of a negotiation to speak of.