Again I Must Remind You That Dealing With a Hit Man Is Fraught With Peril
There’s more than one important lesson here, actually.
Criminal
Suspect Located
“Hey bro,” the suspect reportedly said upon being discovered.
Attempt to Flee Australia on a Jet Ski Fails (90 Miles Later)
Impressive, but still unsuccessful.
A Form You Hopefully Won’t Need: Notice of Apology to Judge
Representing Roger Stone must be a real joy.
Stolen Swedish Crown Jewels Turn Up During Suspect’s Trial
Not what you normally expect to find when dumpster diving (I’m told).
Sadly, I Must Report That There Was in Fact No “Canoe Chase”
Probably not even much of a negotiation to speak of.
Beware: Botox Bandits Burgle Beautiful Brows
I would like to apologize for the headline, which I seemed to be powerless to prevent.
“My Turn to Drive,” the Passenger Said. But It Wasn’t
If you want this option, you should negotiate it with the driver beforehand.
Thief Dangles From Fence
Here’s the kind of post you get when I’m late for a connecting flight. Good image, though.
Looks Like There’s No Ten-Code for “Officer on Hood of Moving Car”
It seems to happen more often than they anticipated.