The 81-year-old grandmother they stole it from is extremely pissed off.
TL, DR: click here, Fourth Amendment.
And what do strawberry tarts have to do with it?
And it’d be great if this were the only time that had ever happened … but no.
But you’d hope they dig a little further when they do background checks for airport security.
The lines are going to suck, but at least the whole process is completely unnecessary. So there’s that.
I urge the TSA to implement my alternative immediately.
Even though, like all Imperial Stormtroopers, he really wasn’t much of a threat.
In response to the county commissioner who said we should be concerned about anybody named “Mohammed.”
And in all the same ways. But the new administrator says now there’s a “laser-focus on mission,” so that’s good.