CBP to Settle With Woman Forced to Pay Cost of Cavity Search
And it’d be great if this were the only time that had ever happened … but no.
Homeland Insecurity
Apparently He Left “War Criminal” Off His Resumé
But you’d hope they dig a little further when they do background checks for airport security.
Happy Memorial Day From the TSA
The lines are going to suck, but at least the whole process is completely unnecessary. So there’s that.
The TSA’s Million-Dollar App (and My Zero-Dollar Equivalent)
I urge the TSA to implement my alternative immediately.
Stormtrooper Arrested
Even though, like all Imperial Stormtroopers, he really wasn’t much of a threat.
You Know, Karl, There Have Also Been Criminals Named “Karl”
In response to the county commissioner who said we should be concerned about anybody named “Mohammed.”
TSA Update: Still Failin’
And in all the same ways. But the new administrator says now there’s a “laser-focus on mission,” so that’s good.
Texas Police Won’t Charge Muslim Boy With Clock Possession
In which Texas police “err on the side of caution” by arresting a 14-year-old who had what sort of looked like a bomb they saw in a movie. Fact that he’s a Muslim? Totally irrelevant.
“Arabic Terror Message” Actually Said “Welcome Home” in Hebrew
Signs with funny squiggles on them popped up in Louisiana, and of course somebody assumed it was part of a terrorist plot.
Kansas Senator: Terrorists Could Infiltrate Fort Leavenworth by … Submarine?
Gimme a break, Pat.