MUGABE SPOKESMAN: “The President Was Simply Resting His Eyes”
He’s told funnier lies, but this one isn’t bad.
International Law
Cow-Threatener’s Conviction Affirmed
The Swiss federal tribunal rejected his argument that he acted in self-defense.
Battle of the Joes Is Back On
The Ninth Circuit revives a puzzling cross-border dispute.
Apparently He Left “War Criminal” Off His Resumé
But you’d hope they dig a little further when they do background checks for airport security.
ALERT: Saturday Is the Last Day to Cash in Your $100-Trillion Bills
If you live in Zimbabwe, that is.
Frozen Guru Update II
Spoiler alert: still frozen.
California Town Calls for Ban on Space Weapons
You can’t be too careful.
Chillin’ With a Owl: Followup
Florida FWS decides not to press charges.
Slaves Forced to Help With Guinness-World-Record Attempt
If you are thinking, well, why do I even have slaves if I can’t force them to help me get into the Guinness Book of World Records, you are missing the point entirely and are also an extremely bad human…
Men Filmed Chillin’ With a Owl Were Violatin’ Migratory Bird Treaty Act
"We chillin' with a owl right now, we vibin'." So quoth Johnny Duverson of West Palm Beach, who along with his friend Stervenson [confirmed: Stervenson] Benjamin could be seen doing just that in a video that the two men posted on Facebook….