Lawmaker Injured by Flying Constitution
If reading it to the other guy won’t help, you could try throwing it.
Lawmakers/Politicians
Clown Says He Will Seek a Third Term
Nobody thought he would win the first time, either.
Lawmaker Agrees to Stop Administering Noogies to Public
He also semi-apologized for what he conceded had been a long-standing practice.
Campaign Funds Used for Rabbit Travel
Apparently the rabbit was not actually an employee of the campaign.
“Dumbest Insider Trading Crime I’ve Ever Seen” Was Pretty Dumb
As such crimes go, anyway.
Prepare to Eat It, Giuliani-Style
That was funny too, but for different reasons.
Mr. Trump’s Demands
Are extensive and almost certainly unenforceable.
Priority: Crocodiles
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
MUGABE SPOKESMAN: “The President Was Simply Resting His Eyes”
He’s told funnier lies, but this one isn’t bad.
Belgian Parliament Decides to Keep Serving Itself Free [?] Beer
To be honest I wouldn’t give up that privilege either.