Mr. Trump’s Demands
Are extensive and almost certainly unenforceable.
Lawmakers/Politicians
Priority: Crocodiles
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
MUGABE SPOKESMAN: “The President Was Simply Resting His Eyes”
He’s told funnier lies, but this one isn’t bad.
Belgian Parliament Decides to Keep Serving Itself Free [?] Beer
To be honest I wouldn’t give up that privilege either.
“Downton Abbey” Congressman’s Indictment Is a Hoot
At least he didn’t delete any emails. (He actually said that.)
About Those Folders
You know the ones.
ALERT: There Are No Lawyers in the Kansas Senate
I’m frankly not sure why I put “ALERT” in front of that, or why I’m leaving it there. In any event, for the first time ever, the Kansas Senate is lawyer-free.
Congress Blames President for Law He Vetoed
A remarkable effort.
Lawmaker: Bill Held Constitutional by “The Little Supreme Court in My Head”
His little Supreme Court is apparently not split 4-4.
Kansas Senator Says Temptresses Must Cover Themselves
The rule doesn’t apply to men because they already know how to “look professional,” he said.