Province’s Lawyers Claim Bigfoot Case “Lacks an Air of Reality”
It’s Canada, so they were pretty polite about it.
Lawsuits (Ridiculous)
Plaintiffs Allege They Were “Forced” to Buy Quarter Pounders
If this complaint had some delicious cheese melted over it, it might have at least some merit.
Short-Subway-Sandwich Settlement Stupid, Says Seventh Circuit
It also called the settlement “utterly worthless,” but those words don’t begin with an S.
“You Can’t Sue People for Being Mean to You, Bob”
Well, you can. But you really shouldn’t.
Man Who Will Never Date Again Sues Date for Cost of Movie Ticket [Updated]
She texted during a movie, he objected, and it went downhill from there. [Update: Or did it?]
TAKE HEED AND REJOICE: King Allan of Gondor Hath Returned
Or at least he’s planning to. Is there a direct flight from Denver to Gondor? That’d be helpful.
“Drive” Litigation Still Running, Somehow
Plaintiff thought there’d be more driving in the movie, you see, and less “slow paced, interpersonal drama.”
Solicitor Sues Oxford for Negligent Teaching
Its failure to give him a top grade has harmed his legal career, you see.
Museum Sued for Art Depicting Jesus as White
Tintoretto presumably an unindicted co-conspirator.
"Home of Throwed Rolls" Sued for Throwin’ Rolls
Really for hittin' a gal in her cornea and whatnot after them rolls was throwed. But there's lawyerin' afoot now, that's definite. Lambert's Cafe was founded in Sikeston, Missouri (in the "bootheel") in 1942, and now has three locations due…