East Texas Ninjas
They reportedly had extensive training in the “marshall arts.”
Lawsuits (Unnecessary)
Borat Defeats Frat-Guy Defamation Lawsuit
Superior Court Judge Joseph Biderman ruled today that he would not enjoin the movie "Borat" in a lawsuit by two South Carolina fraternity brothers who were shown in embarrassing circumstances. The two claimed they were duped into appearing in the…
UPDATED: Government Sued Over Racism, Cat
From the Kansas City bureau comes this report of a newly filed case: Gabriel Robles; Bonnie Robles v. State of Missouri; State of Iowa; United States of America; Governor Matt Blunt; Governor Tom Vilsack; George Bush; Randy Rodriguez; Roseanne Kempf…
Fraternity Members Sue After Being Depicted as Drunken Sexist Morons
Two members of a South Carolina fraternity have sued the makers of "Borat," last week’s number one movie, over a scene in which the men make insulting comments about women and minorities after drinking heavily with someone they believed was…
Woman Sues Over Negligent Jiggling Contest
A New Jersey woman who was injured while participating in the "Shake-It-Like-Shakira" contest at Calico Jack’s Cantina in New York City has sued, alleging that the cantina’s owners and operators should have known the dance contest was "dangerous and likely…
Captain of the U.S.A. v. Bush
Here’s an “October Surprise” for you. On October 6, Leon Gay, Jr., filed suit against George W. Bush, currently President of the United States, in the federal court for the Northern District of Alabama. It seems that Mr. Gay’s investigation…
Court of Appeal Hears Case of The Taster’s Choice Guy’s Face
Yesterday I argued an appeal in California’s Court of Appeal for the Second District, which covers Los Angeles, and I was just getting ready to leave after the argument when they called the next case, Christoff v. Nestle USA. That…
Boston Primary School Becomes Latest to Ban Tag
Joining at least three other elementary schools across the nation, Willett Elementary School in Attleboro, Massachusetts (south of Boston) has banned tag, touch football and other other "unsupervised chase game" during recess. School officials cited concerns that children might get…
Federal Appeals Court Affirms Right to Call Outfielder a “Fat Ass”
In September, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit reinstated a lawsuit brought by a Cleveland Indians fan, Jeffrey Swiecicki, who had been ejected from a game and later convicted of resisting arrest after he loudly referred to…
Dashing Diner Wins Verdict in Trial Over $46 Tab
A jury in Pinellas, Florida, recently sided with Lt. Col. Ralph Paul (ret.) after he was prosecuted for not paying a $46 dinner tab. Mr. Paul had complained after he ordered a "Seafood Saute" and received a dish that he…