“The Singing Was Quite Beautiful But Was Preventing Me From Hearing the Evidence”
Singing in court is rarely appropriate, even if you have a good voice.
Lawsuits (Unnecessary)
Guy Who Sued Country for Bad Weather Declared a “Quarrelsome Litigant”
To be fair, it wasn't just that he sued the Dominican Republic because it rained during his vacation. As Justice Diane Quenneville found in her decision, Bruno Leduc met all the requirements for being declared a "quarrelsome litigant," including the…
School Bans Fun
Recess itself is still allowed, for now, but it appears that students will have to spend it standing quietly in one place: As CBS 2’s Jennifer McLogan reported Monday, officials at Weber Middle School in Port Washington are worried that…
Why Is Trader Joe’s Suing Its Best Customer?
According to the San Francisco Chronicle, the "Trader Joe's" grocery chain is suing a guy who has spent more than $350,000 at its stores in the past two years, and many stores have put up his picture in an effort…
Asiana Airlines Says It Will Sue KTVU for Airing Prank Names
I don't want to disappoint anyone who really enjoys reading 1000-word rants about whatever is bothering me that day, but posts will probably be shorter this week as I am also working on getting the book finished. This one doesn't…
Trump Dismisses “Spawn of Orangutan” Lawsuit
You may recall that a couple of months ago, Donald Trump sued Bill Maher for breach of contract after Maher offered to give $5 million to charity if Trump could prove he was not descended from an orangutan. It was…
Why Donald Trump Is Wrong (This Time)
Bill Maher was not required to pay Trump $5 million just because he proved his dad was not an orangutan.
“A Rhesus Monkey Could Have Beaten Orly Taitz”
An above-average rhesus monkey, I think, but still.
Twiggs County Landgrabber Loses, Must Pay $100K in Fees
In August, I mentioned the battle going on in Twiggs County, Georgia, over who owned about 400 acres of land there. The people who lived on it thought they owned it, but a guy whose ancestors had lived in the…
UPDATE: Birthers’ Record Is Worse Than I Thought
Last week I mentioned that the lawsuit (if you can call it that) filed against me, the President of the United States, and a number of other dignitaries by birther/dentist/lawyer Dr. Orly Taitz had been dismissed. I also mentioned having seen…