Has this issue come up repeatedly? Of course it has.
I’m glad this is probably the end, because I may actually be out of things to say about it at this point.
Is this my longest article yet? Possibly. Is it worth it? Also possibly.
In which we will, yet again, discuss the assumption-of-risk doctrine.
A real judge, not a TV judge.
Not a generic headline.
Before you judge, know that the restroom was allegedly “dank.”
Under the circumstances, I think he might as well sue gravity.
Among other things. Many other things.