It also called the settlement “utterly worthless,” but those words don’t begin with an S.
Well, you can. But you really shouldn’t.
We all know it’s coming. (The lawsuit, that is.)
The settlement brings an end to a long and perplexing legal battle.
She texted during a movie, he objected, and it went downhill from there. [Update: Or did it?]
Or at least he’s planning to. Is there a direct flight from Denver to Gondor? That’d be helpful.
Plaintiff thought there’d be more driving in the movie, you see, and less “slow paced, interpersonal drama.”
Its failure to give him a top grade has harmed his legal career, you see.
Justice delayed is … oh, whatever.
Tintoretto presumably an unindicted co-conspirator.