United States v. Five Hundred and Twelve Otters
Not a real case name, but some real ones are just as weird.
Lawsuits
Trump Legal Team’s Record So Far: Bad
Like many bad things, its exact badness is hard to quantify.
Pro-Virus Floridians Challenge Mask Mandate
Is the coronavirus funding this lawsuit?
Court Dismisses Representative’s Claim Against Twitter in Satirical-Cow Case
Claims against the satirical cow and a couple of others have not failed yet, but will.
Can You Sue a Dead Person?
Has this issue come up repeatedly? Of course it has.
The $65-Million-Pants Case: Year 16
I’m glad this is probably the end, because I may actually be out of things to say about it at this point.
Nope, Twitter Isn’t Violating the First Amendment
It can’t.
Court Invalidates Result of Rock-Paper-Scissors Match
Is this my longest article yet? Possibly. Is it worth it? Also possibly.
TripAdvisor Sued for Negligent Camel Supervision
In which we will, yet again, discuss the assumption-of-risk doctrine.
“Everything About This Case Turns Out to Be Stupid,” Says Judge
A real judge, not a TV judge.