Short-Subway-Sandwich Settlement Stupid, Says Seventh Circuit
It also called the settlement “utterly worthless,” but those words don’t begin with an S.
Lawsuits
“You Can’t Sue People for Being Mean to You, Bob”
Well, you can. But you really shouldn’t.
Here’s to You, Future Plaintiff in Lawsuit Against Axe-Throwing Business
We all know it’s coming. (The lawsuit, that is.)
Trader Joe’s Pays Canadian Pirate to Retire
The settlement brings an end to a long and perplexing legal battle.
Man Who Will Never Date Again Sues Date for Cost of Movie Ticket [Updated]
She texted during a movie, he objected, and it went downhill from there. [Update: Or did it?]
TAKE HEED AND REJOICE: King Allan of Gondor Hath Returned
Or at least he’s planning to. Is there a direct flight from Denver to Gondor? That’d be helpful.
“Drive” Litigation Still Running, Somehow
Plaintiff thought there’d be more driving in the movie, you see, and less “slow paced, interpersonal drama.”
Solicitor Sues Oxford for Negligent Teaching
Its failure to give him a top grade has harmed his legal career, you see.
Plaintiff Misses Response Deadline by About 21 Years
Justice delayed is … oh, whatever.
Museum Sued for Art Depicting Jesus as White
Tintoretto presumably an unindicted co-conspirator.