A Four-Thousand-Word Sentence
The sentence at the end of the proceedings was much worse, in a different way.
Legal History
Your Honor, I Direct You to Article 61 of the Magna Carta
Tip: No winning legal argument will ever begin with these words.
The Middle Finger and the Law
Seems more important than ever to reiterate that displaying a middle finger should almost always be considered protected speech.
Can You Sue a Dead Person?
Has this issue come up repeatedly? Of course it has.
Kansas Man Seeks Trial by Combat
He sought it in Iowa, but I don’t think it’s the law there, either.
Man Convicted of Lynching Himself
It’s almost like some people don’t know what the word means.
Court Is Now In Session, The Honorable Captain Kangaroo Presiding
Oh, so that’s where “kangaroo court” comes from? No. It is not.
Rejected Applicant Sues Law Schools for Violating Magna Carta
Among other things. Many other things.
Shortening the Massachusetts Oath of Office Probably Saved Lives
Or at least reduced the number of people who died of old age while saying it.
Mystery Justice Identified. Probably.
If you guessed “Euphonius Q. Supertramp,” I’m proud of you even though that is extremely wrong.