The Worst Presidential Race in American History
Was, astonishingly, probably not this one.
Legal History
Tree Not Arrested
It’s not free to go, but that doesn’t mean it’s under arrest.
BREAKING: Normans Amend English Legal System
Step one: stab several thousand people.
Way Less Than You Need to Know About the Civil- and Common-Law Systems
But more than you probably need to know about raccoon law.
Garland Claims Longest-Wait Record from Brandeis
And his wait is by no means over.
Tales of Humpty Doo
WARNING: You may well want to stop reading after the phrase, “here comes knowledge.”
Good Reason to Kill #59: Objected to Bagpipes
Even in Scotland the pipes are occasionally unwanted.
Lucius Quintus Cincinnatus Lamar II
And other impressively named justices of the U.S. Supreme Court.
Gollum Experts to Testify, Says Court
What have they got in their pocketses, precious? We wants to know.
The Torch Has Been Passed
A thoroughly pissed-off Gen. George Washington to British Lt. General Thomas Gage (Aug. 19, 1775): I have taken Time, Sir, to make a strict Inquiry, and find it has not the least Foundation in Truth. Not only your Officers, and…