Lawyer Whose Pants Caught Fire Is Still a Hot Mess
His “vehicle collision” argument suggests he’s just been phoning it in anyway.
Rules of Professional Misconduct
Disbarment for Lawyer Caught With Zipper Down
An unsurprising result under the circumstances.
Lawyer Suspended for Advice on How to “Make It Look Like Self-Defense”
By “it” I mean “murder,” in case that wasn’t clear.
“Legal Genius” Pleads Guilty to Fraud
This will not be good for the brand.
The $65-Million-Pants Case: Year 16
I’m glad this is probably the end, because I may actually be out of things to say about it at this point.
Tip: “BOOM SHAKALAKA” May Not Be Best Response to Contempt Petition
Maybe on the way out of court after you win, but probably at no other time.
Court Declines to Sanction Lawyer for Alleged “Butt Shaking” During Mediation
Only because he had suffered enough already.
Panel Recommends Disbarment for Blagojevich
The only surprise here is that he somehow got a license in the first place.
Lawyer Held in Contempt Is Sentenced to Write Sentences
It could have been much worse.
Lawyer Who Billed Over 6,600 Hours Per Year “Found in Nicaragua”
Perhaps you can guess why someone was looking for him?