San Antonio columnist Cay Crow recently printed an interesting letter commenting on a March column she did about what she called “frotteurizing,” which sounded to me like something French people might do to milk but which turns out (she says)…
The Kansas City Star reported yesterday that authorities in the suburb of Gardner, Kansas, were investigating reports that a man showed up at an elementary-school basketball game and disrupted it by insulting the children. He also scuffled with coaches and…
Chewbacca loses his temper.
Here’s a follow-up to the story from a couple of weeks ago about McHenry, Illinois, trying to ban costumed advertising mascots. The Ninth Circuit actually ruled this week that a Washington city’s similar attempt to ban "portable signs" violated the…
A new law will infringe on the freedom of “Mattress Man” and “Lady Liberty,” among others.
The chicken man said he was grateful police had made an arrest in the case.
“People don’t take this costume seriously,” Turnage said of the six-foot chicken suit.
To be fair, the officer was interfering with his tiny-motorcycle riding.
In December, 2005, police in Hudson Falls, New York, came upon a street fight and leapt out of their car to break it up. Members of the crowd that had gathered shouted "he's stabbing him!" and Deputy Shawn Lovelace saw…
Having almost certainly been hired by Wendy's (and named by his parents) solely for the humor value, Ronald MacDonald was arrested early Monday for stealing money out of the safe at the Wendy's restaurant where he worked. Unfortunately, he was…