Quotes

Beauties Behaving Badly

As you all know, the world has been riveted in recent days by an ongoing struggle against oppression and injustice. Also, I think there is something going on in Iran. Here at home, tensions continued to escalate as Carrie Prejean,…



Justice Thomas Still Fascinated by Dishwashers

Speaking to a group of students on April 13 at a dinner sponsored by the Bill of Rights Institute, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas admitted that he is perpetually enthralled by the Miracle of the Dishwashing Machine: I have to admit…



Sarcasm Not Helpful to Arrestee

Here's a story that reminds us that if you're clearly going to get arrested anyway, you might as well lighten the mood a little with some good quips.  This has to be done very carefully to be effective, however, and…



Officer: Sex With Hookers Was Part of My Job, Unenjoyable

An officer who was suspended from the Beaumont, Texas, police department for having sex with prostitutes while on duty testified that he did so only because it was part of his job, and that he certainly did not enjoy it….


153rd Time is the Charm for Frequent Arrestee

Although Paul Baldwin was charged only with stealing a can of beer (retail value: $1.99), on May 19 a judge in Portsmouth, New Hampshire, set his bail at $10,000.  This may have something to do with the fact that this…



“Follow the Chicken”

Q:  Do you have a separate business that you have     incorporated . . . or is this something you do     just in your own name? A.  Sir, I had a vision back when I was a child that …