Bad Disguise #9: Watermelon Head
The latest in a very occasional series.
Series
Does the Constitution Say You Can Shoot Socialists?
Wasn’t there something about this on Schoolhouse Rock?
First Alleged Space Crime Is Surprisingly Dull
Not a single alien or sentient computer involved (as far as we know).
Official State Crap Update: D.C.’s Gettin’ an Official Bat
It’s not actually a state, but we’ve already talked about that.
Is It Unethical to Throw a Raccoon Overboard?
I don’t think so.
Montana Decides Against Official Rock Song; Objects to Being Sold to Canada
There’s a lot going on up there.
Bill Would Make Sasquatch Washington’s Official State Cryptid
It would become the first state to adopt an official cryptid, to the best of my knowledge.
New Jersey May Declare an Official State Microbe
It would be the second state in the Union to have its very own.
Official State Crap: Georgia
The tenth state alphabetically, Georgia is second to none in the number of stupid official state things it has.
Hallucinating Romanian Story: “I Am a Deceased Man but Still Live”
And you thought this kind of thing only happened in Ohio.