Fake-Your-Own-Kidnapping Ploy Fails Again
Apparently calling in sick didn’t work.
The Inexplicable
Lawyer Whose Pants Caught Fire Is Still a Hot Mess
His “vehicle collision” argument suggests he’s just been phoning it in anyway.
Beware of Fez-Wearers Making Bogus Demands
This isn’t about the Shriners, whose demands are typically valid and for a good cause.
“Motion to Declare Trump Victorious” Filed in Pennsylvania
It’s nuts, and has about the same chance of success as what the lawyers have been filing.
“The Facts Are Unusual,” Says Judge About Acquittal in Mistaken-Home-Invasion-Broom-Sex-Fantasy Case
“Are you sure you’re not Kevin?” the man with the machete asked.
Judge Asks Attorneys to Wear Shirts, Get Out of Bed for Videoconferences
Seriously? Yes.
A Note From Kevin (Hereinafter, “Me”) to All Attorneys (Hereinafter, “You”)
As usual, it’s a note about something you shouldn’t do.
Lawyer Whose Pants Caught Fire Still Feeling the Heat
The State of Florida has decided not to charge him with arson, at least.
Again I Must Remind You That Dealing With a Hit Man Is Fraught With Peril
There’s more than one important lesson here, actually.
“Succubustic”: Is It a Word You Should Use to Describe a Judge?
Yet again I explain in great detail something that is really pretty obvious.