Court: No, It Wasn’t “Reasonable” to Lock Grandma Up With Male Inmates
Pretty obviously “at the very core of what the Eighth Amendment prohibits,” in fact.
The Inexplicable
Man Accused of Nude Swim With Sharks Also Wanted for Assault at Medieval Times
It was a busy night.
Australian Cyborg’s Conviction Overturned on Appeal
In which an Australian “biohacker” beats the rap.
First Amendment Exceptions That Might Allow Banning the Utah Legislature’s Rap Video
Oh dear God.
Tomato Sauce Allegedly Links Suspect to Meatball Heist
Law professors: probably not a bad example of “circumstantial evidence.” You’re welcome.
Law Meant to Discourage Stupidity Doesn’t Work
Authorities are still searching for the culprits here, who surprisingly survived.
Bad Places to Hide: Atlantic Ocean
Granted, you could conceal yourself in it if you really wanted to, but that probably involves dying.
Lawyer “Devastated” by Theft of Office Frog
And who wouldn’t be?
Alleged Lamppost Thief Has Trouble With Getaway
It’s possible the getaway car was just slightly underpowered.
Do Not Walk Your Dog WHILE DRIVING
A very stupid and apparently worldwide phenomenon.