Lawyer’s Pants on Fire During Closing Argument
It’s not clear exactly what he was saying when the fire broke out, but this probably didn’t improve his credibility.
The Inexplicable
Tree Arrested
Police initially let Tree off with a warning, but the misbehavior continued.
Shark-Attack Lawsuit Raises Interesting Questions, Like What Were You Doing in the Ocean to Begin With
Also, is free-diving near hungry sharks a “recreational activity,” or a sign of a mental disorder?
Has Your Boss Ever Pooped In Your Lunchbox?
If not, then he is not the worst boss ever, as this story proves.
Follow the Chicken, Dramatized
Drop whatever you’re doing and spend 5:40 watching this NYT re-enactment of a classic deposition transcript.
“God Would Not Go Around With Pants Down,” Says Councilman
What Would Jesus Wear?
Costumed Bear Harasser Wanted by Authorities, Evolution
Somehow he survived this.
Wet Willy and Mr. Nub
Does administering a “wet willy” qualify as a crime? Well … it depends.
TIP: He’s Probably Not Going to Show Your Snake to His Girlfriend
Here's a nice item from the Crime Blotter in the Columbia, SC, Free Times (thanks, Dedman): Craigslist Bandit: Authorities are looking for a man who has been stealing items from people when he meets up with them via Craigslist. First…
Man Says He Danced on Police Car’s Roof to Summon Aid Against Vampires
Here's how this goes sometimes. Sometimes you write something you really like. And since you're kind of on a roll you don't stop to save it after every frickin' paragraph because you'd like to think that maybe the wifi network…